Professor Ohandra Yuhandra received Park2 Award
Dr OY received this prize for his work on a topic that we do not get but sure all of the work is done by his graduate students. Now he is eligible to get 100000 Pseduo dollars. Congrats Professor Yuh.
Seminar on Fleeing from Seminars
Visiting Adjunct Research Associate Assistant Professor Emily Nediyi will give a seminar on Seminars on the roof on Monday. In her speech, she will reveal valuable secrets of escaping from the seminars but later how to give the impression that you were there. For those interested, you should really attend this time!
Doctor Liam Nogard had a son!
Doctor Nogard and his lovely wife Ms. Nogard (I forgot her name Sumatran, if you know her name type it here or delete this message in the parenthesis before sending this newsletter to everyone. don't forget, ok. I don't want to get fired!) had a baby child recently. Yes we are all suprized how he can managed that but he did. His name is undecided yet but they are in between "Quasi" and "Velocity". Hope you have a steady life baby!
New Student Clubs
A number of students clubs will be established on the behalf of the Department of Pseudo Engineering with no financial support. Current candidates are
pic: pseudo idea club
texas: the exam archieve society
copa: copy paste association
pes: pseudo engineers society
oha: ordinary human act
This list might be modified. If you have any ideas on alternative student clubs, send an e-mail to dummyemail@pe.hebele.edu. All of your emails will be evaluated. Really!
See you in the next issue!
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Department of Pseudo Engineering is an OBET* accredited program.
* obet: office boy erhan turan
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